Dromaeosauridae: In an email from a friend this morning, on condition of anonymity. “…...

nanoraptor:

In an email from a friend this morning, on condition of anonymity.

“… What I definitely don’t like about comic sans is it’s too conservative. No, seriously, let me finish. It’s like the young liberal who went into middle management then gets to fifty five and wonders where his life went, so he buys a Harley or a little open top sports car, probably a Miata, and thinks himself suddenly cool and bohemian. Curlz, now there’s a fucked up font I can respect. That’s more like the girl I knew in fourth grade who was always kind of kooky, then I caught up with her after I turned forty to find she’s just as fucked up but having the time of her life. Shes been to an ashram in India, done stand up comedy, restored a jaguar when she moved to France for ten years and never held a job for more than six months. She’s whacked out and doesn’t give a shit. Comic sans gives a shit, and that’s it’s downfall.

Marker felt is comic sans’ ex wife, btw. She divorced him and went looking for her youth with some young elegant guy who dresses well but he’s probably gay and after her money, and his name is probably Edwardian Script.”.

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